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The Thing That Goes Ping! Jokes
What's the most difficult key to turn?
A donkey!
What do donkeys like to watch on TV?
Bray Watch!
What game do donkeys play at parties?
Pin the tail on the human!
What do you call a donkey wearing ear muffs?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Why did the donkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
How does a cow become invisible?
Camooflage.
What is a cows favourite movie?
The sound of moooosic
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
What happens when you try talking to a cow?
Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
More Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Osborn!
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday!
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a snail.
Doctor: Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like an apple.
Doctor: Hmmm…We must get to the core of this.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I'm boiling up!
Doctor: Just simmer down and I’ll be with you in minute.
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
What is a witch’s favourite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Jokes from Wicked Wizards & Leaping Lizards